He's God!:
LTAG
Risa
Cabbit (Roki (Row-key))

Give us a Break:
Yosou
Kei

Yosou: You're doing it again! They've got three and we've got two!

Considering their third party member is a mixture of a cat and a rabbit, we decided to give you an extra team member of equal power of speech.

Yosou: ... ...so where IS he?

Attached to your leg.

Yosou: *looks down to see Shasta Bug #165 attached to his leg*

And it's a SHE, thankyou.

Yosou: *glares* I noticed. *sweatdrops*

Shasta Bug #165: *"Mikimi's" contentedly*

Yosou: Argggg... *swishes leg around frantically and discovers that Shasta Bugs have a very strong grip*

LTAG: *smugly* Isn't that just the cutest thing? Yosou, you've finally found someone on the same mental level as yourself.

Yosou: You've never met Kyuuchi, have you?

LTAG: No...

Yosou: *sighs and considers banging his head on the desk*

Risa: (^^'s) If you don't want it, I'll have it!

Cabbit: Nyao!

Kei: *darkly* Sa-, shall we begin?

Yosou: This isn't a death match or anything.
 

SAAAAAAAA! First round hajime!

Yosou: You've been watching the World's Strongest Tournament episodes haven't you?

Well... maybe? Anyway... Our first contestant is Lisa-The-Anime-Goddess! And she will be arguing that Akira Toriyama is God.

LTAG: RIGHT! Heheheheh...

ALL: *cringe in anticipation*

LTAG: As you all know, Akira Toriyama is the divine creator of Dragonball AND Dragonball Z! The mere thought of this is enough to render him among the near-immortals he created!

Yosou: He obviously didn't make you. You're no-where near immortal.

LTAG: URUSAII! ...ahem. Anyway. According to The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Answer to Life, the Universe and Everything, is 42, or six times nine...

Kei: 54.

LTAG: Shuttup. ...42. Which is also, by some obsqure *chance* the exact number of Dragonball Mangas produced by Akira Toriyama.

Yosou: So Akira Toriyama reads Douglas Adams? Doesn't that mean Douglas Adams is God?

LTAG: OF COURSE NOT!! ...another really important issue is... SABAN!

Yosou: What about them?

LTAG: The name is obviously a play on Satan! Therefore the act dubbing Dragonball is an act of the devil. FUNimation IS THE DEVIL! And the followers of Akira Toriyama and FUNimation are engaged in a constant battle for peace and triumph!

*Stunned silence*

Risa: Huh?

Cabbit: Miyuu?

Shasta Bug #165: Miki?

Yosou: I think you lost us there...

Kei: ...

(Bell rings) One minute left.

LTAG: We true fans must battle the dubbies, who are corrupting the true meaning of Dragonball! It is our holy mission to convert the poor dubbies to otakuism! And...

Yosou: Weren't we talking about Toriyama and God a while ago?

LTAG: ...and it is our mission to bring about the down-fall of The Devil, FUNimation by means of hate mail, internet petitions and rotten tomatoes!

(Bell rings) 30 seconds.

Risa: Why waste the tomatos? You can put tomatos in sushi. They don't taste too good though...

Cabbit: Miyuuuu... *starts dreaming of carrots*

LTAG: Shuttup, you're wasting my time!

Kei: 13.652 seconds left.

Yosou: Jees, you don't have to be that exact. I doubt the bell-timer-person's that close to time anyway.

I am too.

Yosou: Are not.

There's um, 3.5 seconds left.

Kei: That was 3.296

(Bell rings)

LTAG: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! FUNimation'sthedevilToriyama'sGoddubbieswillburninHFILandI'mrightsothere!

Yosou: No-one take that into account, she was...

Kei: 2.96

Yosou: ...seconds after the bell.

LTAG: YOU GUYS WASTED ALL MY TIME! I still had thirty seconds.

Our next speaker is... Yosou! Arguing that we give him a break... hey! What the?

Yosou: Yup. Give me a break. That's it.

You're supposed to be arguing that Toriyama is not God! Get up there and give the damned speech.

LTAG: See? Even she admits it's damned.

Yosou: Okay okay...

Shasta Bug #165: *blushes and faints*

Yosou: Well, yup. Um. Toriyama's not God, because... um. There's only 42 mangas, not 54. Do I really have to stand up here for the next...

Kei: 109.431

Yosou: ...seconds?

Couldn't you get a better argument? There's people reading this, you know!

Yosou: ... ... ... fine. Okay. According to the Dragonball world, God is a wrinkly green and pink guy...

Risa: No he's not! He's only... um... 17!

Yosou: ...whatever. He's green. And in the few pictures we've seen of Toriyama, he wasn't pink and green with antennae. So he's not God. *pulls a picture of Akira Toriyama out of pocket-space as evidence*

LTAG: *Immediately drops in worship*

Risa: I thought you were a god?

LTAG: Shuttup.

Yosou: There? That do? *sits down again*

Fine, fine, have it your way. The next debater is Risa-chan, arguing that Akira Toriyama is God!

Risa: *blinks* huh? ...who's Akira Toriyama?

ALL: *facevault, sweatdrop etc*

He's the guy who made Dragonball.

Risa: He can make Dragonballs? I thought only Gods could make Dragonballs... Okay, Bird-Mountain*** person's God!

(*** The literal translation of Toriyama tori-bird yama-mountain)

Yosou: I think she missed the point.

LTAG: *rubs chin* Fuzzy logic, but it makes sense...

Kei: ...

Any advance on that, Risa?

Risa: ...Nup, 's obv'us. If Bird-Mountain-sama can make Dragonballs, then he's a God!

Cabbit: MYUUUU!!! *stands on hind legs and claps*

LTAG: *Bangs head on desk* Yosou's gonna win... *sniff* he's got Kei on his side...

Kei: ...

Yosou: Do you ever say anything but that?!

Kei: ...I'm leaving.

Yosou: WHAT?!

Kei: It's a pointless waste of time.

Yosou: *rolls eyes* I've tried leaving before! They've locked us in here!

Kei: *stands up, rips a hole in the wall and exits*

ALL: *gape*

Yosou: Waaaaaaaah! I'm getting out toooooooo!!!! *Takes a run for the hole. A strange girl with pale, fuzzy, turquoise hair and very... err... unusual clothing jumps through the hole, bashing headlong into Yosou. The hole seals up behind her.*

ALL (except Yosou): Wh?

Yosou: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Strange Girl: HAa~~aAI!  Yosou-kun, did you miss me?

Yosou: *goes a sickly shade of blue as the girl rubs against his leg* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

Risa: Ano Oneechan wa dare ka? (Who's that girl?)

Cabbit: Miyu?

Believe me, I have no idea either.

Strange Girl: I'm Kyuuchi-chan! And I'm Yosou's girlfriend!

Yosou: Are not! Help! Someone get her offa me!!! *struggles into a vaguely upright position*

This is perfect! Yosou, your stand in for Kei has arrived!

Yosou: GAAAAAAAAAAAH!! NOOOO! ...she probably doesn't know who Akira Toriyama is anyway.

Kyuuchi: Toriyama? Who cares?! Yosou-kun's better!

Yosou: Am not! ...uh... I mean... GET OFF ME~!!!!

LTAG: BWAHAHAHAHA! Victory shall be mine!

Well then, let's start the next round. Kyuuchi, you're up!

Kyuuchi: Up where?

Yosou: *makes a strangled sound*

Shasta Bug #165: *wakes up and looks very jealous* KIMIMIMIKIKIMIKIMIKIKIKIMI!

You're debating that Toriyama is not god!

Kyuuchi: Huh~~~?

Yosou: *still being hugged to death*

*sweatdrop* It's all for Yosou's sake.

Kyuuchi: Kya! ^_^ Okay then! *she jumps up*

LTAG: I thought she knew nothing. Hmm... maybe the great Lisa-The-Anime-Goddess has under estimated her...

Yosou: Yeah right.

Your time starts now!

Kyuuchi: ^_^ Toriyama's not god. In fact God is not Toriyama and not god Toriyama is. God, Toriyama is not. Yamatori is not god either, but it sounds like it would taste pretty good.

ALL: *sweatdrop*

Shasta Bug #165: Kimimiki.

LTAG: BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! She knowth nothing!

Risa: No-eth? Have you gotta lishp?

Yosou: That was lame.

Kyuuchi: *goes all teary eyed* But-but-but Yosoooou! That's not fa-fair! That's all I know about this Toriyama person-thing... *sniff*

Time's ticking away, peoples.

Yosou: I couldn't care less.

Kyuuchi: Hi- Hidoi! (attempts to look poor and innocent) ...after I tried so hard to make Yosou-kun happy! :::>_<::: Waaaaaaaaaaah!

Cabbit: Miao....

Risa: Awww...

Shasta Bug #165: *fumes*

Yosou: SHE'S PUTTING IT ON!

Kyuuchi: *is suddenly happy* Oh! How did you guess? ^_^

(Bell rings) 30 seconds.

Yosou: You missed one minute again.

Well, scuse me for running out of ideas.

Yosou: Do we really have to bother waiting for the other two to give their speeches? It's hardly gonna be an enlightening event.

Shasta Bug #165: *looks hurt* KIKIMIMIKIKIKIMIMIKIMIKIMIKIKIMIKIKIKI!

Cabbit: Nyao!

Hmm... I guess not. Well, we'll leave it at that, then. (Exits open)

LTAG: MWAHAHAHAHAHA! You had not a foot to stand on! The Goddess of Anime Rules Supreme!

Risa: You mean you like pizza?

LTAG: NO!

Yosou: I'm outta here.

Kyuuchi: Wah! Yosou-kun wait for me! *glomp, crash, AAAAAAH!*