Lisa-The-Anime-Goddess (LTAG) is one of my alter-egos. LTAG is the self-claimed goddess of all things anime, and has a huge ego for good measure. She tends to stick up for the original DBZ no matter what the circumstance, and bashes the dub at every opportunity. 
She's apparently a mixture of every female anime character in existance, and while this does allow her to have a very wide range of skills, it also means she never has any control over her hair style.

Yosou: There must be a lot of overweight anime girls out there for you to be a 'summary of every female anime character'
Lisa-The-Anime-Goddess: You DARE to call the Ultimate Goddess...'fat'?!
Yosou: Yup.
Lisa-The-Anime-Goddess: Well then, feel the wrath of my supreme power! Ahahahahahaha! *does several 'dramatic' poses and throws a 'lightning bolt' at Yosou*
Yosou: *gets hit by a tiny bolt of static* ... That's it?
Lisa-The-Anime-Goddess: Whadda you mean 'that's it'!
Yosou: ...