The Dragonball Spell checker ...O_o

As all good fanfic writers know, pressing the spell check button on a DB fic is somewhere near suicide. Here I'm going to place the absoulute worst translations... prepare to bang head on keyboard. uiweryncaeshsdhasdhl! ...some of this stuff really isn't for kids...

Names:

Good Guys

Goku: Gook, Gooks
Vegeta: Vagina, Vegetal
Bulma: Bulimia, Burma
Gohan: Joanna, Govan, Ghana
Goten: Goth, Gone, Gotten
Kulilyn (various spellings): Killing, Killer, Carrion, Krill
Maron: Moron, Marrow, Maroon.
Yamcha: Yamaha
Paur: Paul, Peru, Pair
Chaozu: Chaos, Chaise, Choose, Cahoots
Shenlong: Shelling
Polunga: Polling, Pooling
Dende: Denude, Dense, Dented, Denied
Kaio (-sama): Kazoo, Kayo
Kami (-sama): Kaki
Karin-sama: Charisma
Kibitto: Kibitz
Popo (-san): Poop, Pope, Pogo, Poppy, Pops
Vegetto: Vegetate
Gogeta: Gadjet
Videl: Video, Vile
Tapion: Taping, Tapir, Tapioca, Tapping
Hatchan: Hatching
Bardock: Burdock, Barrack, Burdocks
Kakarot(to): Krakow, Karat
Kame (-sennin): Came, Cameo
Roshi: Rosh, Roc, Rot
Uranai (-Baba): Urine
Irisa: Iris, Irish
Shapner: Shaper
 
 

Bad Guys

Pilaf: Pillar
Mai: Mail, Mad, Man, My, Maim
Tsuru (-sennin): Tzar
Zarbon: Carbon
Ginyu: Guinea
Recoom: Reqium
Jeesu: Jesse, Geese, Jesus
Baata: Bait, Berate, Abate, Banta (Burter), Burger, Burette
Guldo: Gulled, Guild
Kewie: Chewy
Dr Gero: Germ, Giro, Gear
Pujin: Pidgen, Purina, Pun
Buu: Beau, Bug, Bum, Boo
Babidi: Babied
Dabura: Dauber
Puipui: Pupae, Papau, Pipe
Supopo Bitchi: Suppose Bitchy
Brolly: Broody, Drolly
Paragus: Paraguay, Prigs
Frieza: Fries, Frizz
 

Attacks

Kame-Hame-Ha: Cameo-Hammer-Ha
Masenko: Manes
Kikuho: Chukka, Choke
Kaio(-ken): Kazoo-ken
Genki-Dama: Genii-Derma
Totsu-gekki: Tots-gecko
Oozaru: Oozier
Hikou: Hick, Hike
Shunkan idou: Sunken idol
 

Misc

FUNimation: Fumigation (sent in by Willard)
Akira (Toriyama): Afire, Erika, Erik
Manga: Mango, Mangier
Anime: Animi, Anomie
Z-Senshi: Z-senate
Namekians: Nambians
Chikyuu (earth): Choke
Yardrat: Yardarm
Ningen (human): Nonagon
Jinsou-ningen (android): Gins-nonagon
Nyou-Bow: You-Bow, Nigh-Bow
Zeni: Zen, Seen
Sensu: Sense, Scenes
Paozu yama (Mt paozu): Piazza yams
-sama: sam, saga, samba, Sara
Senzu: Sense, seance
Kintoun: Chinatown
Okaasan: Occasion
Otousan: Ottoman
 

Here's a few examples of how my spelling suffers:

Gohan opened the door, and smiled at Trunks, "Goku, Vegeta, Bulma and Goten are up in the mountain."
Trunks gave him a surprised look, "Otousan and Okaasan are there too?"
Joanna opened the door, and smiled at Trunks, "Gook, Vagina, Bulimia and Goth are up in the mountain."
Trunks gave him a surprised look, "Ottoman and Occasion are there too?"

Kami-sama and Popo-san watched over the edge, at the world itself.
Kaki-saga and Pogo-san watched over the edge, at the world itself.

Goten gave the thing a half hearted whump.
Goth gave the thing a half hearted hump.
 
 

Disclaimer: Don't blaim me, it's Word 95 and Nestcape Composer's fault that this came around. It's also their fault for inputting words like that! O_o. May they be stampeded by herds of Chocobos!