The Dragonball Dub Drinking Game!

Take one drink if:

1. Goku says something way too intelligent.
2. Coffee is mentioned.
3. Someone dies...ahem, sorry...is 'gone'.
4. Someone says, 'Well, I'll be darned,' 'Bummer', 'That smarts', 'Dude', 'Check it out' or any other bad American translations.
5. Piccolo says 'Special beam cannon.'
6. 'Master Roshi' is drinking very frothy 'water'.
7. Something is amazingly obviously editted out.
8. Someone says Kakarot. (kakarotto! arg!)
9. Goku yells 'Nimbus'.
10. Goku ...kamay-ha-mey-hya's.
11. 'King Kai' (Kaio-sama! They've got no respect) cracks a bad joke.
12. Something blows up.
13. Someone has a flash-back.
14. You start wishing they'd give the characters some throat soothers.
15. They try to pretend that someone didn't die.
16. Bulma is being chased by something.
17. One of the good guys uses an insult worse than '(insert fruit/animal here) face'.
18. Piccolo saves Gohan.
19. Someone 'forgets' they've killed someone.
20. They say something which provokes *really bad* sexual inuendo.
21. Something mechanical blows up/fails to work/has a really bad female computer voice. (the last one happens waaay too often)
22. Klilyn says something 'mondo cool'.
23. Someone talks with their mouth shut.
24. A bad guy from *insert universe here*, just happens to have an Australian/Hick/German accent.
25. A police car is destroyed.
26. Some one asks who the Great Saiyaman is.
27. The Great Saiyaman is cut off during a speach.
28. Goten says the Great Saiyaman costume is cool.
29. You see a dinosaur.
30. Tama is on Dr Brief's shoulder.
31. You get to the scene where Goten is supposed to "KameKAmeha!"
32. The full length of a silent scene is not interrupted by add ins.

Take two drinks if:

1. You spot a scene in the opening sequence which is from 'Hey Chala'. (The new Cell saga opening doesn't count O_O)
2. Anyone remembers (halfway down a cliff) that they can actually fly!
3. Yajirobe isn't eating.
4. Funanimation leaves in anything vaguely hentai.
5. The characters say anything in Japanese.
6. You see a pyramid.
7. Piccolo fries Gohan.
8. Gohan's eye is halfway off his face.
9. Goku thinks of the but-fruit.
10. Anyone is wearing digital underpants.
11. Bulma's hairstyle changes.
12. You get a flashback within a flashback.
13. Some one says 'die' or 'death' or something.
14. Goku is the first person to fight a bad guy. (He's usually the last one there so the other charaters get a chance)
16. You see BLOOD!
17. One of the good guys says the great D word (DIE!).
18. One of the attacks is used with the correct Japanese name. (Kamehameha doesn't count, you'd get drunk too soon.)
19. Something takes the same amount of time as we're told it will. (eg. Five minutes until Namek explodes...)
20. You get a sore throat out of sympathy for the voice actors.
21. Any swear word above 'pish' is used.
22. Someone *other* than Piccolo saves Gohan.

Chug the whole bottle if:

1. Someone gets a good voice actor.
2. Someone says something that they actually say in the Japanese version.
3. Goku gets to Namek-sei and they start the series again.
4. You're not drunk by the third episode.

We guarantee that within ten minutes, you'll be so smashed off your face that you won't notice the crappy dialogue!

No resposibilty taken for headaches, whoosyness, brain haemorages, bad spelling, black outs, strokes, double vision, perminant disabilities, seizures, vomitting, suicide, accidental throwing-self-in-front-of-trucks, death, passing chocobos or inability to read this tiny print. Have fun!